john mccready
 
 

paradise garage

This piece originally featured in Faith magazine.
 
It’s the greatest club in the world. At least that’s what my mate said. DJ
Barry Divan has influenced a whole generation of Ibiza sell outs who ramble on at length about him before playing the same old shit as every other old Brandon. 

With his eclectic playlist – B-sides from Fields Of The Nephilim and the likes of Hoddle and Waddle’s ‘Diamond Lights’ were staples at the PumpHouse - and his uncompromising style (Barry would often play records at 33 or 45), Divan has inspired a nation of Japanese tourists to camp in his grandmother's Brooklyn garden and record collectors the world over to pay through the nose for dodgy remixes he is said to have done while asleep.

“Divan was the greatest”, says DJ Real Estate, a child back then who would mix the punch at the club but is now one of the world’s best known crowd pleasers. “He earned the name because he would just fall asleep whenever he felt like. He had a four poster bed in the booth, man. Grace Jones would be on there, or Mick Jagger and he would just demand they get off the bed and let him sleep. One night he slept like a baby for 8 hours solid. The record was just skipping away in the run out groove and the crowd was just chanting his name, ‘Barry, Barry’ just because they were pissed off and wanted him to put on something for them to dance to. But Barry would never compromise.
He slept right through til Tuesday”.

The club was opened in 1935. Divan refused to let anyone else play there though on Fridays Joe Decappucino would warm up for Barry. I spoke to Joe on the phone. He is making his own TV programme called ‘Pump It Up Barry’ for Channel 4. He said he couldn’t remember much but I didn’t phone anyone else so it would have to do. “Ahh, The Pumphouse”, said Joe. He then seemed to put the phone down. I got some other magazine articles that had been done because I didn’t know what I was talking about and I just wanted to join in.

......I’ll leave a gap so the sub editor can cut out the middle man and just
steal some chunks from them ........ 

Oh and he had a headband. He would put 15 aspirin under there. Never suffered from a headache again. I might follow it up with some nostalgic reminiscences of my own, even though the last time I went to New York the PumpHouse wasn’t open. It had closed 75 years ago. And I was looking for old school trainers anyway. But what about the punch? Full of drugs wasn’t it. There were transvestites out of their minds on pineapple juice everywhere. I’ve heard. 

“Barry used to take two copies of the Goodies’ ‘Funky Gibbons’ and cut them up for over three hours,”  recalls veteran New York jock Trevor Disco of the Goodies tribute to legendary DJ, Funky Gibbons. “I told Bill Oddie, ‘You should really come down to the PumpHouse to see what Barry’s doing with your record’ And he did. And Graeme Garden. And Tim Brooke-Taylor. They loved it, they did.”  Later, in his revelatory autobiography, Take It Like A Goodie, Oddie revealed of that night: “It was in that dark disco cocoon with Barry Divan that I took my first sips of Vimto.”

And that’s before we’ve talked about The Loft. What a great place. Converted it was. With a skylight. They used to play jazz funk records in there all night. I’ve got some of them. The Rah Band and that. Manfriday, what a DJ.
The DJs DJ, really. Inspirational.

Let’s finish with some generalisations about gay culture. And a couple of charts. Ah, golden days.

BARRY’S PUNCH CHART
1. Kumquats
2. Blood oranges
3. Finely diced cabbage
4. ESG (New York Street slang for ‘good shit’)
5. Russets (rare English apple Barry would have them imported special, like)

PUMPHOUSE 5
1. Going Back To My Fruits (the punch anthem at the PumpHouse)
2. Police Car - Larry Wallis
3. Anything by Northside (punk-funk band from Oldham)
4. Once In A Lietime - Squawking Heads (or version by Pum Pum Club)
5. Matumbi - Theme From Empire Road

THOSE HARD TO FIND CLASSIC MIXES FROM THE PUMPHOUSE
1. Lonnie Donegan – Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour On The Bedpost Overnight (Tom Moulton Instrumental)
2. Joe Dolce – Shaddap You Face (Barry played triangle on 12-inch mix)
3. Tommy Steele – Little White Bull (Red Zone Dub)
4. The Cortinas – Fascist Dictator (produced by Bush Tetras)
5. Dollar – Hand Held In Black And White (Barry used to play second half of B-side)
 
 
 
 
 
 

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